WovoGoogle DonDew Sundicks

So I guess if you actually read through they guy's roster you might be wondering about some of the names. Lemme explain this preposterous name. Truth is, this is the name of a child who changes age by the day. Today I think he might be.. 8? Anyways, how did we get such a contraption? Well after Nicki banged Bean (I'll explain that later), Bean gave birth through a long, unnatural process. The result: WovoGoogle DonDew Sundicks. Originally it was thought that WovoGoogle was Nicki's offspring but as it turns out, I poked Bean awhile before Nicki banged him so the child is actually mine. My objective is to make WovoGoogle homosexual and run off with Nicki to have a nice life with WovoGoogle being a famous ballerina. Bean, of course, didn't approve so is planning to kill WovoGoogle at some point. Pfft, he can try.

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Recently:
Turns out that Debbie and Bean were together before Nicky and Bean had WovoGoogle. They split up because of the child and then Nicky and Bean became a dysfunctional family. Next thing we know, the baby's mine. So Nicky and I tried to elope to Alaska and raise Wovo but then Lancey-Pantsy (Bean's jealous ex) decided that to get Bean back he needed to annihilate Wovo. So Lancey-Pantsy murdered him in cold blood. Then Bean and Lancey-Pantsy got back together because Dennis got framed. I knew all along Dennis couldn't have killed anything that came out of Bean, so I investigated and figured out Lancey-Pansty was the culprit. I then went crazy with maternal rage and tried to battle Lancey-Pantsy. Bean tried to stop me, but got hurt in the process, and I ended up putting Lancey-Pantsy behind bars. He then escaped and I still have yet to find him and avenge my son.