Things We Will Never Let Nicki Forget

Well. The title says it all. Nicki has done some pretty impressive things in her lifetime, things we will never let her forget. Let's start off the list with Nicki banging Bean (I referred to it in my last post).

1. Nicki Banged Bean
It was an average day at drama one night when Nicki was headed backstage from onstage. At this point in the play we had a wall up between curtain and onstage. As Nicki was coming through the curtain to backstage she ran into Bean, and basically got the living daylights scared out of her. Bean then crossed over between the wall and the curtain and Nicki, eager for revenge, tried to grab him through the curtain. As she reached out to grab him, she ended up shoving him into the wall. She freaked out and asked what happened and Bean yelled, and I quote, "You banged me up against the wall!" This resulted in a series of shouts from onstage. Douchey McDouche Pants even congratulated Bean for 'scoring' and told Bean he taught him well. Ah, good times, good times.

2. Nicki Does it Harder
One time during eighth grade during a big test, Nicki and Milles were fighting over who I liked better and I responded by saying, "I like Nicki better because Nicki hits me harder..." Now we will always remember that no matter what we're doing, Nicki does it harder. Period.

3. Stice: the Only Man Brave Enough to Grope Nicki
xD

WovoGoogle DonDew Sundicks

So I guess if you actually read through they guy's roster you might be wondering about some of the names. Lemme explain this preposterous name. Truth is, this is the name of a child who changes age by the day. Today I think he might be.. 8? Anyways, how did we get such a contraption? Well after Nicki banged Bean (I'll explain that later), Bean gave birth through a long, unnatural process. The result: WovoGoogle DonDew Sundicks. Originally it was thought that WovoGoogle was Nicki's offspring but as it turns out, I poked Bean awhile before Nicki banged him so the child is actually mine. My objective is to make WovoGoogle homosexual and run off with Nicki to have a nice life with WovoGoogle being a famous ballerina. Bean, of course, didn't approve so is planning to kill WovoGoogle at some point. Pfft, he can try.

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Recently:
Turns out that Debbie and Bean were together before Nicky and Bean had WovoGoogle. They split up because of the child and then Nicky and Bean became a dysfunctional family. Next thing we know, the baby's mine. So Nicky and I tried to elope to Alaska and raise Wovo but then Lancey-Pantsy (Bean's jealous ex) decided that to get Bean back he needed to annihilate Wovo. So Lancey-Pantsy murdered him in cold blood. Then Bean and Lancey-Pantsy got back together because Dennis got framed. I knew all along Dennis couldn't have killed anything that came out of Bean, so I investigated and figured out Lancey-Pansty was the culprit. I then went crazy with maternal rage and tried to battle Lancey-Pantsy. Bean tried to stop me, but got hurt in the process, and I ended up putting Lancey-Pantsy behind bars. He then escaped and I still have yet to find him and avenge my son.

Cast of Characters

Welcome to my first post in The Chronicles of Kaity Joe~ I am Kaity Joe (Dur) or KJ for short. :D
(Ahem) Anyways, let's get this partay started! Since my nicknames often stir up gender confusion, I will make two different lists for females and males. :D
Here are all those people you will hear about in my blog:
Dudettes:
-Nicki (or Nikki)
-Hannah Banana
-Milles
-Zoe
-Caitlin
-Shae-Shae
-Care Bear
-Tsunami
-Suto (7H3 1337 /\\457312)
-Vogue
-Debra Two
-Lonnie
-Gabs
-Tori

Dudes:
-Bean
-Debbie
-Lancey-Pantsy
-Macy
-Leviathan
-Paddy
-WovoGoogle DonDew Sundicks
-Douchey McDouche Pants
-Emo
-Jay Jay
-JJ
-Clan Leader (or CL)
-Bagger Boy
-Maxi Macy
-Tony
-Johnny Boy
-Pretty Boy
-Fergie
-Alana
-Ran-Ran (or Edo)
-Metallica Fan
-The Ho
-Clay
-Mini Yay-cob
-Maxi Yay-cob
-Twinkie
-Skitzo
-Foxxy
-Osteoprosis
-Tickets
-Aaron
-Matt
-Pedo One
-Pedo Two
-Ty-Ty
-Georgey
-Mustang
-Douchey
-Con Bon
-Lauren Conrad (LC)
-Pakistan
-Fool
-Jacob

As you can see, I get along better with Dudes then Dudettes. Even the girls I hang out with wouldn't typically be considered girly...