Things We Will Never Let Nicki Forget

Well. The title says it all. Nicki has done some pretty impressive things in her lifetime, things we will never let her forget. Let's start off the list with Nicki banging Bean (I referred to it in my last post).

1. Nicki Banged Bean
It was an average day at drama one night when Nicki was headed backstage from onstage. At this point in the play we had a wall up between curtain and onstage. As Nicki was coming through the curtain to backstage she ran into Bean, and basically got the living daylights scared out of her. Bean then crossed over between the wall and the curtain and Nicki, eager for revenge, tried to grab him through the curtain. As she reached out to grab him, she ended up shoving him into the wall. She freaked out and asked what happened and Bean yelled, and I quote, "You banged me up against the wall!" This resulted in a series of shouts from onstage. Douchey McDouche Pants even congratulated Bean for 'scoring' and told Bean he taught him well. Ah, good times, good times.

2. Nicki Does it Harder
One time during eighth grade during a big test, Nicki and Milles were fighting over who I liked better and I responded by saying, "I like Nicki better because Nicki hits me harder..." Now we will always remember that no matter what we're doing, Nicki does it harder. Period.

3. Stice: the Only Man Brave Enough to Grope Nicki
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